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Random thought. Do you know Jack Schitt ?

Sat Feb 19, 2005, 8:33 PM

He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.

NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT.

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Current Residence: in my own little world
Interests: Skateboarding, day dreaming, and anime.
Favourite movie: Shaun of the Dead
Favourite band or musician: slipknot,korn,disturbed,The Used,drowning pool,Manson,green day,Rage Against the Machine, Papa Roach
Favourite genre of music: punk rock
Favourite poet or writer: Jhonen Vasquez (auther of Jonny)
Operating System: Windows XP professional edition
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Skin of choice: white
Favourite game: Metal Gear Solid: Sons of liberty
Favourite gaming platform: Stealth
Personal Quote: If you can't kill yourself......... Then build some thing to do it for you.
Tools of the Trade: pencil, skate board, and the remote

Email: fullmetal_mgs@yahoo.com
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~fullmetal-MGS Nov 10, 2005, 12:53:51 PM

~fullmetal-MGS
micheal
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Oh yeah...the bomb

~fullmetal-MGS Nov 10, 2005, 12:24:15 PM

I like to stick my thumb up my but and walk around with it there...helps me think more clearly...plus I like the smell.

~fullmetal-MGS Nov 11, 2005, 9:59:39 AM

Damn you colten, i apologize every one i forgot to log off and he made some retarted coments on here so yeah umm colten i hate you and you should burn for this!!!

!Zebalch Mar 24, 2006, 1:01:21 PM

Now, now...what will the children think if they hear you talking to me like that?

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Taking life without killing.

~fullmetal-MGS Mar 8, 2006, 12:38:39 PM

Hey...there's no E in my name!

~Annien Oct 31, 2005, 12:53:33 PM

OMFG who are you? <_<

~teh-nickith Mar 6, 2005, 7:42:49 PM

Because he lived in Massachusetts... and... the chicken coop was on the other side....

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"Who's that?"
"That's my mother"
"Where does she live?"
"She doesn't, that's why I was in an orphanage"
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I Really look like my Avatar, k? I'll get proof one day
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Mannheim Steamroller is my techno!